Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012

Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.

Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."

by -Kley- December 30, 2007

pants on the ground

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.

Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P

by 10pm January 28, 2010

Gold Pants

God's gift to horny females.

As seen on Michael Jackson.

see sexy

DAYUMMM. HE WEARING THEM GOLD PANTS AGAIN!? DAAAAYYYUMM. NO WONDER GIRLS FAINTED AT HIS CONCERTS.

by sexychickgoldpantsOMG January 3, 2010

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Cade Pants

Pants of the extremely tight variety. Seen as homosexual in many cases. The sizes are tight, extra tight, and crotch squeezers.

Are you wearing Cade Pants? I can see your balls.

by LikeMyDeck? September 10, 2010