Offense

Annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult to or disregard for oneself or one's standards or principles.

John: So, I named my dog 5 miles
Adam: Why?
John: So I can say I walk 5 miles
Adam: Clever
John: *goes silent for a minute* But today I ran over 5 miles.
(Lets pretend I defined this word *Offense* Its juss dark humor)

by Sub_To_"Nolea_lol"_On_YouTube October 12, 2020

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs

Offensive Cops

by randomkid777 June 17, 2022

No offense

Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.

"No offense, but I think you're overreacting."

by SobyCoty September 3, 2022

offensive humour

Hate speech / sensitive subjects with a punchline.

Hey man you like offensive humour?
Racist jokes or 9/11?
Racist 9/11 jokes!

by Loogs October 10, 2022

Sorryable Offense

An action that requires an apology.

Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.

"That's not a sorryable offense. You shouldn't be sorry for that."

by Cman33 March 16, 2022

counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021