Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

cupping the kettle

when you're lonely and household objects - such as a kettle - become your romantic partners.

I'm so single right now - going to be cupping the kettle this Saturday for sure!

by Redhatter April 20, 2020

Shaking the kettle

A dangerous thing to indulge in and not knowing the outcome of it

Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .

by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020

kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

kettle places

Places that serve hot drinks and soups

Honestly it's one of the best kettle places in town

by Mean Sel August 29, 2020

Kettle Run High School

Kettle Run is the best school in fauquier. We got the best sports teams overall and the hottest girls. The hottest girl at kettle run is jailyn, she has the most beautiful face and eyes. She also has the fattest ass and the best body. She is the most amazing girl in the world and has the best personality.

Kettle Run High School

by pseudo anonymous September 12, 2020

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020