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chance a jeep

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
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Fat Jeeps

Hank loves driving his fat jeeps.
by Fat Jeeps November 28, 2018
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Jeep

A Jeep is your crush.
“My Jeep is so cute!”
by Nsjeifjfjmf December 29, 2018
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jeep no peep

A game just like "punchbuggy no punch back" except it's when u see a jeep, u punch someone in the arm and proceed to say this phrase
"Jeep no peep!"
by Pigs_are_awesome! February 7, 2019
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JEEP

Why shouldn't I buy a Jeep?

Because JEEP
by 7roadrunner1 May 23, 2018
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Jeeping

Boys are we going jeeping tonight?
by Hotbox123 July 8, 2019
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jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.
Dude I had my jeep vision last night.
by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019
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