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Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.
by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023
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Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022
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Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off
Jared

like kids
by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022
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no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.
Jared gets no bitched
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.
Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?

Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared

Or

Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
by Jaredboy March 11, 2013
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Jared a big donkey look king fag with a small cock
Jared , he's got small cock
by Omar June 7, 2014
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