You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse

Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.

by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

iPad kid

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.

I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.

by TDSanta July 5, 2022

IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

Ipad kid

a kid who coughs and walks around like a fucking baby. A kid who sharts on ipads And likes jahvon coming out as gay on his old tiktok.

ipad kid

by keaiu June 16, 2022

iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.

man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022