Flappy Clappy

When an elderly female has a plump, round and juicy dumpy and cannot perform basic actions without producing a loud clapping sound.

"Me and your nan's Flappy Clappy made sweet babies last night" I say to you.

by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021

Flappy dick symptom

Ed has a flappy dick

Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick

by Skeet fuck shit March 22, 2021

A little flappy bird

When you are in a flap or anxious about something

Sorry about earlier I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

A little flappy bird

When you or someone else is in a bit of a flap/anxious/flustered

Sorry about earlier, I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

Flappy Fustercluck

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.

Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!

by Professor.Joe April 18, 2024

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

Flappy bird

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.

Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024