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Equality

When a silly female can wake up with her silly friends in a room after a night of partying (like the silly movie Hangover) and try to figure out how one of them got a black eye and laugh about it (and there are plenty of females every bit as silly as the guys in Hangover, being female doesn't exclude them from being what they are) instead of somebody dying or going to jail because she didn't get the respect she felt that she was owed by the world, then there would be something closer to equality here, since that would mean there are more females with a live and let live attitude toward the opposite sex and each other. You'd have more females committing suicide to catch up with the rates of male suicides, and females would end up in jail or prison as long as males for the same crimes, and the police and authority figures would no longer take it easier on them even for traffic tickets.
People that whine the most about equality don't usually appreciate how fortunate they really are and have always been.
by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
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When a silly female can wake up a black eye after a night of partying and her silly friends can laugh about it instead of try to have someone killed or imprisoned over it, there will be equality, because mlaes will become as powerful as females if that ever happens. Until females begin to take their lives as often as males, go to jail for the same amount of time as males for the same crimes, and authority figures no longer take it easy on them or give them breaks (they get as authoritative with females as they do males) for things ranging from traffic tickets to everything else, (and when as many unarmed females are being shot by the police as unarmed males) females will no longer be the most powerful people, everyone will be equally powerful. When more female kids are getting ass whoopings from their parents, as many as males, then there will be equality.
The people that whine the most about equality (not making as much money for the same job) usually don't appreciate how fortunate they really are, because their lens is too narrow to see beyond their own gripes.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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Equal-fecal

Is any but all genders involved in being an even balanced piece of s**t...
You might ALL be equal-fecal people as a matter of crap!๐Ÿ˜œ
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
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With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜
You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......๐Ÿ˜ -NACuvSRO
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
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Equal

Someone that holds nothing sacred values nothing, so equal to them is just something to preach or try to win n argument about. Without the competitive aspect of the argument, the argument would cease to be fun, since argumentative isn't the same thing as serious.
Preaching about being equal was another way for the poser to make herself look like the feisty person she wasn't, but wanted to be, especially if she put a desperate effort into trying to humiliate somebody enough that they got scared to stand up to her (which is really just bullying somebody).
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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Equaler

E โ€ข QUAL โ€ข ER

The comparison of multiple equal objects, where one or more objects are inherently more equal than the others.
Teacher: โ€œI donโ€™t have favorites, I love all my students equally, just some equaler than others.โ€
by Onmywaytoyourmomshouse September 3, 2024
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Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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