Election

A periodic mass ritual legitimising the delegation of popular sovereignty to an empowered few, performed in the name of “democracy” but in reality employed often to consummate its usurpation.

Just as how most students only study for exams rather than for intellectual and spiritual enrichment, most politicians (in a “democracy”) only work for elections rather than serving and leading the people with compassion and vision.

by Humposer February 9, 2023

De-Elected

After you been voted into office. You get fucking removed from office.

You win the election, someone looks at you funny, and you get De-Elected after they impeach you.

by Words that should be words 2.0 January 18, 2024

election denialism

A term used by Hillary Clinton to describe Hillary Clinton.

When asked about the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton is still suffering from election denialism.

by Democrats exposed January 24, 2024

Britain Elects

The UK's largest poll aggregator, it's discord server sits between the 6th (Heresy) and 7th (Violence) circles of Hell.

Hunch: I am once again Retiring from Britain Elects to play more DND
James: Aw man, anyway here's another council By-Election in North Herefordshire

by uhdfgihbjdfgijhbdfgd October 24, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Election

Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...

Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023