When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)
Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.
by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017
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"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
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