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blue button

The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.
"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"

"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."
by MT Boston December 22, 2008
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Fuck Button

Submitting to Courtney's pleas, I pressed her fuck button and hit the jackpot; three Bells and a shower of Gold.
by Orlando Harrison February 29, 2008
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Button pusher

One who likes to push buttons. That is, a person who enjoys getting people irritated and starting fights and arguments; a colloquial term for an instigator.

Not to be confused with button masher.
Sarah: Ooh, that Steve is such a dick! He keeps making fun of my weight even though he knows I'm sensitive about it. Kate, do you think I'm fat??

Kate: No, no. Don't worry about Steve, he's just a button pusher.
by ShAdOwZ August 8, 2009
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poo button

one goes to the website clicks the button twice makes a fart sound. on the thrd time however there i vile, grotesque video of 2 people covered in feces.
Jake really does enjoy poo button.
by Joeeeeeeeeeey November 19, 2007
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Ban Button

The "Ban Button" is a hypothetical button (though some network administrators and moderators actually have a key assigned to said feature), that more than often refers to banning someone from something for some particular reason.

The "Ban Button" can refer to a number of things, whether it be a button on a forum or game that bans, or a key that bans.

The origins are not entirely sure of.
Person 1: I'm trolling you!

Admin: *Presses the "Ban Button".*

Person 1: Aww! I'm so angry now I'm going to threaten to take down this site with my bare hands yet I will not do anything because deep down inside I'm scared!
by Da Milkman April 24, 2009
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Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)
Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!
by Nobli June 1, 2015
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Glutton Button

The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.

The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
I am so full. It's time I released my glutton button
by mtheadman November 12, 2009
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