Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt

Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.

by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021

bryson button

A sexy ass mf that never misses, he also needs a big booty anime bitch.

Have you seen Bryson Button he’s hella cute and never misses you should be his friend‼️

by Aotman February 19, 2021

bryson clayton

cutest boy in the world

bryson clayton is the best

by bdijsiejwbwlaosoalenbeisbrvusj May 2, 2021

bryson clayton

he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet! bestest ever x infinity and beyond! also THE cutest boy everrrrr! you da best!:)

wow is that THE bryson clayton the third?

by bdijsiejwbwlaosoalenbeisbrvusj May 2, 2021

Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022

Allyssa Bryson

She’s a kind hearted person that has the best Dora voice impression and is in love with zendaya

Hey have you seen Allyssa Brysons new tik tok?

Yeah she is so great at her thirst traps!!

by skybrushsk July 26, 2022

Bryson P

that one pussy who is changing my life.

"look at that nga bryson p."

"omg ik hes like totally changing my life, its tubular."

by buttbums June 20, 2022