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Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.
He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.
by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019
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Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 30, 2019
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Chi Blocker

Inspired by the Chi Blockers on the TV show avatar, a real life chi blocker is a person who emotionally blocks you from getting high. Someone who is such a killjoy, that no matter how much weed you smoke, you won't get high while they're around.
I tried to get high with my dad, but he's still such a chi blocker for me, it's impossible to get high around him!

I smoked like three joints with Jennifer last night, but i didn't feel even a little high...that girl is one powerful chi blocker!
by Chi-Blocker May 30, 2018
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isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.
I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.
by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018
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Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016
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half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.
Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."
by outerdrake September 19, 2016
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bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.
I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.
by benthered October 20, 2013
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