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Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.
Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!
by bestnonregever October 6, 2016
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madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
by Mistabone February 1, 2018
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tabernacle baptist academy

The most bitch ass school with a ton of snitches. If you are going there watch out they take your phones and be such a bitch about it. Thank God that coach cook left he’s a little bitch and is nothing but a piece of shit when it comes to thing and is very racist. The dean Mr mcgary is nice but thinks he runs the shit bitch please u don’t fuck off. This is an extremely racist and white ass school filled with little white shits.
You know of tabernacle baptist academy

yea it’s that annoying bitch ass school around the corner filled with white trash.
by liljimmy420 January 12, 2020
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Baptiste

Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
Baptiste
a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 06, 2016
by Bn_jr69 November 23, 2021
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Jean-baptiste

Jean-baptiste is a male name, largely used in France. Jean-baptiste is a sweet caring loyal man with a funny personality, he is the joker of the friends group. He can be poetic and very romantic just like the city of love Paris. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jean-baptiste in their life.
You’re very loyal just like a Jean-baptiste character
by Manumuse November 7, 2023
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Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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Baptiste

Baptistes are one of a kind. Audacious, resourceful and heavenly clever Baptiste is the future of entrepreneurship. People look up to him for his ideas and for his advice when it comes to music, food and politics. Research has shown that Baptistes is the most likely to become a religious idol, a rock star or an important actor in the history of mankind. With his strong leadership personality Baptiste has all his chances to create is own country and rule over it with absolute power. Baptiste is magnificent although he is known for being addicted to sugar, sweets, wine or other life pleasures.
- Who is this sunny brilliant tall guy ?

- It's Baptiste the chosen one.
by Wayne.Maa-hike_junior_.Lisa November 22, 2021
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