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Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.
Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.
by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021
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automatic withdrawal

Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.
Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.
by QuacksO September 27, 2021
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New World Withdrawals

When You played/haven't played New World, and now you cant keep your mind off of it.

It's everywhere in everything...
Sally: "Hey man, have you played New World yet?"
Studeee: "We don't use such words here. Im having New World WIthdrawals."
by Yeuheuhe123 August 4, 2021
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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022
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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
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withdrawal

A feeling and symptom of missing somebody’s company. Particularly some one who you have been around for long periods of time. You may wake up to feel numb, have endless thoughts of them, replay memories, and possibly feel extremely anxious. If not treated by seeing that person again immediately it could cause you to go crazy.
ton: i miss you!
laura: but are you having withdrawals?
by Heybae12763 April 24, 2022
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Yos Withdrawal

Symptoms that occur when yos isn’t present for any period of time
I haven’t spoken to yos and 3 hours now i have Yos withdrawal
by kkobe November 24, 2022
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