Winston

When something goes bad shit crazy and everything sucks

1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston

2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.

Second person: What a Winston dude.

by Read my shit man November 28, 2020

Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life

girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!

by oop_ kid April 28, 2021

Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.

Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.

by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024

Winston Churchill

My favorite American president.

When I was asked to name an American president, I answered my favorite, Winston Churchill.

by forty2_ July 18, 2025

Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025