Cambridge International Education IGCSE First Language English exams always tend to have something in common. There will always be an 'implicit meaning' point of something attempting to be funny but the students never find it amusing, which is why they usually lose points in those points. This conundrum is usually referred to as the 'Ocean King Theorem' due to it being always referenced to a past exam that had a man supposed to be funny known as the Ocean King.
That exam we just did had an Ocean King Theorem ass joke. Whoever wrote this test needs better humor, I never knew a Bengal tiger was meant to be funny.
by marcelorhvp May 10, 2024
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Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared.
And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door...
You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.
by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 21, 2024
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X*9+X+9=X9
This theorem works with any Positive, Whole number.
X*9+X+9=X9
This theorem works with any Positive, Whole number.
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