cooned Tyson

A cooned Tyson is a black person who has just been fucked up the ass by another negro. Also reffering to a gay black gang bang.

Oh! what are you doing to me. I dont want to become a cooned Tyson.

by Kyle Mauger May 5, 2005

mike tyson

Mike Tyson is an ear eater! He eats REAL elephant ears for breakfast!

When Mike Tyson fought Holyfield, he proved to be NR8R!

by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006

mike tyson

when a guy eats out a girl & randomly out of nowhere bites her vagina.

Thomas pulled a mike tyson the other day.

Her vagina hurt because her boyfriend pulled a mike tyson.

by crazyychickk001 December 6, 2010

Tyson Chandler

-noun

1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.

-verb

2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.

Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!

by Lakers Fan December 26, 2012

Whiteface Tyson

Racist Man who love blueface

Whiteface Tyson is at it again.

by Homosexual. July 12, 2019

mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.

person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!

by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021

Tyson Effect

Named in the post-millenium era by Olympic High Jumper, John Winter, it refers to a human characteristic when the body confronts danger and freezes. In popular culture, it can often be said as "My life flashed before my eyes".

That giant puffball was rolling right toward the armored woman, but unfortunately she suffered from the Tyson Effect as another statistic of life and stock encountered.

by SyntaxApproval August 6, 2006