Sleds

Two people getting head on the p00per.

We were both getting sleds

by 360 botty eater April 16, 2019

Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

by @slvy394 May 21, 2018

meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.

DD and D1G went meat sledding.

by Ejire December 12, 2017

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Sled Head

The act of giving someone oral sex while participating in the activity of sledding. Common in northern areas with constant snow.

Sam: Hey Tori, how was sledding?
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011

dirt sledding

the action of putting your penis on the top of a persons ass and humping when the have just fished pooping and have not wiped

dude, she just finished and before she could clean i asked her if we could try dirt sledding

by a corn dumbass July 5, 2021

Sled Doggin'

Sled Doggin' : While plowing a double headed siamese twin from the back, you grab each by the ponytail and take them for a ride. While yelling out "mush mush"!

I WAS SLED DOGGIN' LAST NIGHT WITH MY DOUBLE HEADED SIAMESE GIRLFRIEND AT HER PLACE.

by Guntilator 2000 April 21, 2022