THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME
Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool
Me: yea, it’s a Sami.
Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*
Me: yea, it’s a Sami.
Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*
by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022
Get the Sami mug.the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"
by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022
Get the Sami mug.Samy is a weirdo she is short 5'7 max, wears white shoes and a jacket often. She makes horrible jokes about drug dealers, again shes a bit weird. Its the third one today. Her neck is a bit long, she has circular head, shes a bit preppy. She likes to wear stripped clothing. She has weird boring eyes. shes friends with joey, hes pretty cool. But she has a brother hes even weirder, kinda sus honestly. She has an older sister, never met her, maybe she got the better genes in the family. She dated my best friend one time. Its okay though cause I like one of her best friends and also the best friend she dated is gay so its fine.
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by .cute September 13, 2021
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by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022
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Sami is hot literally the hottest person you'll ever meet and you're lucky to have a sami as a friend. They're a hot mitski listener who likes to join discord servers and mess with them just to make them mad. The only good kaeya mains in this world. Literally one of the most supportive and coolest people you will ever meet I would die for sami :megaweary: Also a near fan and near fans r the nicest and sexiest people u will ever meet especially if their name is sami they may be an ex dazai stan but some crimes can be forgiven <33
loves their cat very much too
loves their cat very much too
p1: bro have you seen sami anywhere?
p2: no they just lost a bet with their sister and had to buy her welkin
p2: no they just lost a bet with their sister and had to buy her welkin
by akuuzv May 21, 2021
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