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SCP-3008

Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night
Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"
by Mind/Brand_- July 6, 2022
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I'm about to play SCP video game.
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The SCP foundation is a fictional foundation that was made when a game called SCP containment breach was released on steam ever since it has had such a large base like cos-players, keyboard warriors, tiktokers, gamers, etc. this base has also got discord servers one of them being "Site-37" a rp server created by a guy named "SpockMarine" on tiktok in an attempt to make friends, this server specifically is full of people that are hypocritical and have no knowledge of any military structure such as admins and mods becoming captains and generals immediately after making a character, most of the people have anime characters and love power play. Most of these guys are Nazi's and Wheraboos because they think its cool. The admins will ban you for the most famous reason that mee6 will tell you "Retarded" example below.
A: *person following rules and rping*
Kusan13: *Court martial's for war crimes even though SCP does not follow the Geneva convention*
A: *deals with it*
Kusan13 and others: *warns for arguing*
Kusan13 and others: *bans for no reason*
Kusan13 and others: *does the dumb thing by inviting a broken bot back that will not accept people in the server even though the owner wants more people*
by Zillo500 August 12, 2022
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The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.
'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

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SCP is kind of like a wiki in that everyone edits it but instead of information it's about this story that fans make fanfictions of on this wiki and it's about like aliens and monsters and stuff but there are so many that HOW DOES ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM THERES LIKE BILLIONS
1.
Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022
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SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.

It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.

SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -

*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.

If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*

There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
by NotFaizen January 15, 2022
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An entity that is contained by the famous organization the SCP Foundation. This entity can range from a forever regeneration banana bowl to satan themself.
SCP-682 had breached containment. All evacuation shelters are to be filled with all non-combatant personnel on site.
by Dr. Buck May 27, 2022
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