Jonathon Rumble

The greatest man in history. Someone who is better than someone else in every way, and everyone aspires to be like

"Oh he's so cool, he's such a Jonathon Rumble"

by Slice of pizza on toast September 10, 2020

Shit rumbles

When you get belly rumbles/ pains which usually occur before you need a poo.
When your poop is in process of exiting the anus.

Awww I’ve got proper shit rumbles

by Bb cx October 29, 2020

Rumble zone 2.0

Shyte place

Let’s have pre’s in the rumble zone?
Naaaah mate heard it’s even worse than having pre’s in the rumble zone 2.0

by Squirty bumz October 30, 2020

HAVING A RUMBLE

TO CRY LIKE A BITCH ALL DAY AND NIGHT UNTIL THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. RUMBLERS USUALLY ENTAIL LENGTHY PERIODS OF REFFERING BACK TO THE SUBJECT MAKING SURE NOBODY FORGETS THEIR REQUEST. THEY DO NOT STOP MOANING AND CONTINUE TO WHINE MORE THAN A WOMAN ON THE RAG. (GEO RELATED)

GUY 1 - WHERE IS IT? I WANT IT NOW!
GUY 2 - NOT UNTIL YOU BEHAVE
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME IT
GUY 2 - NO.
GUY 1 - FUCK YOU THEN IM LEAVING
GUY 2 - HAHAHA HES HAVING A RUMBLE

by GEO PISS TAKER September 6, 2012

80's Rumble Geyser

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.

Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.

Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.

Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.

by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011

Stumble-rumble

A stumble-rumble is the result of having consumed a few too many and proceeding to kick the living shit out of another person or one's self due to irrationality.

Shirley got into a stumble-rumble with Bob at the karaoke bar because he sang their song with Sue-Ellen.

by Jennifer 12345677777777777 July 6, 2011

Jafari no rumble

No matter what happens in life, jafari no rumble. Can be used in the same way as Cest La Vie, or Hakuna Matata. It means to keep pushing forward, to let go of the bad, and know that life goes on.

Joe: Im so stressed this week, my boss Shiffy has been really putting a heavy load on me.

Alex: Dont worry Joe, jafari no rumble, the week will be over soon

by principled-bible November 23, 2021