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Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf
Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts
by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019
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“Hey did you see Lebron’s rim job in the game last night?”
“Yea bro!”
by superscooter233 January 30, 2018
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Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
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The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.
Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*
by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021
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Pacific Rim Job

1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg
Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
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When trading options using the 13/48 method, a rim job is when you enter your call or put position as the candles are lightly caressing the nearest EMA on the chart. This allows you to stack some tasty gains as the price begins to move.
Me: Aye bro you fuck with 13/48 on ReviewDorks Discord?

Random: Naw man.... i'm too cheap to spend $69 on that Premium.

Me: Damn son! You are missing out on some easy 5-10% gainers on those tasty rim jobs. Get your shit together!
by Frank_White_661 April 27, 2022
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