Rear taco

A person's ass

Did you know that Chris shaves his rear taco?

by LiamtheRed June 19, 2020

Rear Projection TV

Older televisons that only come in sizes 40'' and up. The largest rear projection tv is 60''. They stopped being prouduced in around 2005. They use special lamps to run, which at times (1 to 2 years) need to be replaced. Plus there heavy as fuck.

Jon: "Hey man, wanna go buy a new rear projection tv? there huge! 60''! Scott: Sure, but there heavy as fuck though!

by someguyudon'tknow October 16, 2013

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition

He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio

by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023

Rear cloud

When you fart and stink up the whole bus but it's moving so the smell gets compressed in the back and overpowering all other smells.

Did you smell the back of the bus, someone left a rear cloud

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

reverse rear end

cowgirl in the anal.

i want you to reverse rear end me

by smellin January 5, 2023

Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2

Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.

Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?

Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.

Ty: I envy your life.

by Stoney69 December 22, 2020