platonic love

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

by elaysa June 25, 2023

platon

platon is a cheeky robot, hes a bit silly and definitely emo. He has a slay band and no hoes xxx

hoes:who is platon?

by l0lasto3s January 26, 2023

Platonic Rizz

Similar to rizz or charisma but in a every day sense. Having platonic rizz means you are able to get people to like you and make people smile.

He got extra chicken on his bowl without even asking for it. He really has platonic rizz for making them do that.

by Raaaaaaaj December 5, 2023

platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.

Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!

by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023

platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonic kiyokage

the best headcanon in all of the haikyu fandom, courtesy of ousamatobio

“man! i bet platonic kiyokage are neighbors/childhood bffs/cousins/platonic soulmates!”

“canon!!”

by ycfeh1 November 19, 2021