captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 22, 2003

captian planet

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

by keebles December 28, 2005

rogue planets

A rogue planet is a planet that is not orbiting any body of gas to create light.

Scientist 1: Heard anything about rogue planets?
Scientist 2: Nope.

Scientist 3: Well they are...

by Spooky Chicken December 23, 2016

dome planeteer

Someone who gives head while the other is watching Planet Earth

"Dude, did you have a good time watching planet earth with your girl lastnight?

"Yeah she was a total dome planeteer"

by Legba January 3, 2018

planet taco

DRYL slut and Locos bitch.

That Planet Taco, such a slut. Spread his legs like margerine last night.

by Alpha4ndy January 17, 2017

planet hopping

An excessive dose of acid mixed with and excessive dose of dxm with and excessive dose of benadryl.(DXM has to be the robitussin pills)

Friend 1: Yo bro... we just straight planet hopped and survived...
Friend 2: yeah.... planet hopping....
Friend 1 : wanna go get some mcdonalds?
Friend 2: hell yeah just lemme find some water

by Juuuuby November 4, 2020

Strange planet

Strange planet is a comic series that focuses on aliens who speak in a way that dissociates the reader by not directly calling an object by its name (eg water cylinder, or pleasant nonsense). Created by Nathan W. Pyle in February 2019, it has gone on to have 2 books and at least one table-top game.

Strange planet is good

by Phoenix the primagen March 8, 2021