A word describing the act of sounding (inserting an object into the urethra of ) a penis, utilizing an enlarged clitoris, to perform a sexual act similar to docking. This act is popular with Peruvian women, hence the title "Peruvian Coffeebean,"
Man: Hey there honey, I'd like a Peruvian coffeebean.
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
Wife: Really? but I'm sure your urethra is sore from last time!
by Loverboy230 April 7, 2022
Get the peruvian coffeebean mug.The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the North Peruvian nickel stack mug.When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021
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Get the Peruvian Salmon Handle mug.The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.
(sometimes accidental, but still count)
(sometimes accidental, but still count)
by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025
Get the Peruvian Bell Clap mug.A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.
by Mr Smex August 1, 2025
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