most amazing person youll ever meet. shes so beautiful and that just lights up the whole entire world. shes a great cuddler and shes short. even tho she can be annoying at times ill always love her cause shes MY BABY! btw she has a really cute pupper(js). this girl is my absolute everything and is probably why I'm still alive.
This might be a little risky but would you do me the great honor of having you, Jade Nelson, as my girlfriend?
by ppeanut butter May 29, 2018
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by 12packers May 2, 2018
Get the jordy nelson mug.Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.
by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018
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2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
by L@mi@ February 5, 2021
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"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
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a.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
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Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.
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