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Jade Nelson

most amazing person youll ever meet. shes so beautiful and that just lights up the whole entire world. shes a great cuddler and shes short. even tho she can be annoying at times ill always love her cause shes MY BABY! btw she has a really cute pupper(js). this girl is my absolute everything and is probably why I'm still alive.
This might be a little risky but would you do me the great honor of having you, Jade Nelson, as my girlfriend?
by ppeanut butter May 29, 2018
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jordy nelson

Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.
"You Jordy Nelsoned him!"
by 12packers May 2, 2018
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samantha nelson

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.
by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018
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Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.
A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.
by L@mi@ February 5, 2021
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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
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Nelson Moment

When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.
a.

Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment

b.

StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
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Pearl Nelson

The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.
Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.
by BilboBagginkins March 2, 2023
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