The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it

"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023

Flag

Get the The chan infection mug.

Walking Yeast Infection

Usually an overweight white woman who wears glasses and has multi colored hair . They usually will lead any protest just to fit it . Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.

Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.

by Fesek February 3, 2024

Flag

Get the Walking Yeast Infection mug.

pinworm infection

pinworm infection.

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023

Flag

Get the pinworm infection mug.

Systematic Infection

A virus and debuff in a popular Roblox game Decaying Winter. It is seen in the standard mode and is one of the primary issues to survival in the game. It can be cured using the augmentin antibiotics and tablets.

Berserker: Damn, I ain't gonna last long, I got stage 4 systematic infection.
Drifter: My man got stage 4 cancer

by yogha August 27, 2023

Flag

Get the Systematic Infection mug.

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Flag