Ike is the definition of dick cheese. Ike is a gentle lover only to men. He pleases himself with jars of hummus, as he has never felt a woman's embrace. He is most likely unable to control his anger leading to a very serious ED.
by pussymuncher3000 May 30, 2023
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by ChodePriest June 11, 2023
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by Sivilion January 17, 2023
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