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Meat Glaze

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021
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glazed ring

A pussy which is full of oil.
Man, I fucked a glazed ring last night.
by Chester 101 June 13, 2019
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Taste the Glaze

When Big Daddy rails a random and she S's his D right after he just went to pumpytown.
Big Daddy: "Can I put it in the back door?"
College Chick: No, but I'll taste the glaze.
by Cat the Ripper March 11, 2010
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Glaze the Biscuits

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.
I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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teen glazing

When some guy cums all over a girl so they look glazed like a donut
"hey have you been teen glazing yet?"
by Zyrexel June 8, 2016
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