funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

Funer

Way cooler way more fun than anything ever. Legit the best thing ever compared to other things.

Trampolines are way funer than playgrounds.

by Gretstheoreo October 30, 2019

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

Funer

So if you don’t want to do an activity or anything because you want to do something funer You can tell your friends I don’t want to do this I want to do something funer

Hey guys so I’m not gonna do this I’m doing something funer

by :):D:(cookie October 9, 2021

Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.

Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?

by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021