fry-jacked

it's when someone comes over, eats all ur fries and then runs off leaving you with almost none, and because it's done at the same time ur eating them you don't realize whats going on right away until it's too late, and you've already been had!!! Friends may do this accidently and then feel guilty and run off. However this may also be done on purpose.

(name) fry-jacked me! (he/she) only left me five and a pile crunchys

by onefasthoagie-og February 21, 2011

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.

Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.

by Heybeerman May 14, 2018

fry theif

steals frys

the fry theif steals frys from children

by hoe boe April 19, 2022

French Fry

Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.

"I gave him Chris Bosh for Dirk Nowitski and a french fry, guy."

by The Camel Clutch February 22, 2008

Frying Eyes

Staring at a TV screen without blinking for long periods of time due to specific video games. Games that may induce frying eyes include rockband, guitar hero, and a variety of intense fighting games.

"I played rockband so much last night I started frying eyes!"

by Hippopotamus90 February 20, 2010

fry vacuum

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"

Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"

by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006