douche

thom yorke.

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by Kate Drumm October 9, 2008

douched

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005

douche

A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.

Example:

Two uni student in a tutorial room:

Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!

(...) silence

Dave : - You're a douche.

by socstudent March 18, 2009

douche

A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.

A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.

That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?

by rexkwando June 11, 2006

douche

1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina

2 can be used to insult a person

1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it

2 oi u fucken douche

by qwertyuidkgnejvn;fv June 24, 2006

douche

john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

by Lucas Bauserman March 28, 2007

Douching

When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.

Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.

by Mystrich July 2, 2009