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colombian birdbath

To use an erect penis urinate inside the anus of another person.
Alex: Look at that hot chick! I’d pee in her butt!

Jeff: Ah yes - the Colombian birdbath! I agree!
by Citi Snicker November 3, 2017
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Colombian Death Trap

When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes
Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!
by Yeet McDouglas December 9, 2017
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Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
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Colombian Sewer

The Colombian Sewer - A sex move where a person sniffs cocaine ( a drug prominent in Columbia) off another persons ass crack after doing anal - there may be feaces over it and it may stink hence the name Sewer.
E.g "Hey Dave, how did you get on with that bird last night? "
"Bro she said do the Colombian Sewer, i did't want to but i was too drunk to care."

"Bro thats nasty."
by Bornator January 25, 2018
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Colombian mudslide

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide
by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020
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Colombian Airhorn

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.
I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.
by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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