A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”
“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“
“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”
“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
Get the Tapestry Collector mug.Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.
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Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse
by Charnime October 25, 2023
Get the Collector's Curse mug.A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”
by subliminal.happiness November 3, 2021
Get the Dust Collector mug.A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
Get the Cat Collector mug.the state of mind in which one is compelled to collect a certain category of objects (e.x. game consoles, books, etc), and will dig through old things to find random objects ti add to their collection
Joey caught a bad case of collector’s fever, recently he asked me if he could dig through my old games.
by Phoenix the primagen September 4, 2022
Get the collector’s fever mug.a person from any ethnicity, gender or sexuality (mostly yts) who change their identity every week to say and reclaim a different slur. it‘s giving thanos but morally deranged.
“guys im a ___ *says a slur*”
“no wait im a ___ now *says a slur*
” no guys i’m ___ *says a slur*
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“no wait im a ___ now *says a slur*
” no guys i’m ___ *says a slur*
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by nyah o.0 September 6, 2022
Get the slur collector mug.Becky: I slept with Avan Jogia last night! I better right his name down
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
Or
Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?
When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
Or
Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?
When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
by MickyDolenz4-ever April 28, 2022
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