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Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023
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Canon Sue

A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)
"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
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Mika is canon

a character named Mika heowi from the series a lost crow canon is a term used to say a certain thing from a show is true and was officially stated by the creator themself so mixing the word mika and canon makes “Mika is canon”..
Sam: Oh hey xiu did you know that Mika is canon?

Xiu: um.. what.. what does that even mean?

Sam:

Xiu: Ohhh mika is canon
Sam: mika is canon
by Mikaheowi April 8, 2024
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Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick
I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night
by Good dick41 April 10, 2024
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Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.
Canon: Build

Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera
by afjdklfsjdklö May 14, 2024
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