Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

Clogging

The act of being a complete coward and force exiting a gaming session to avoid having your ass handed to you.

"It's funny that Moost Ciabatta got caught clogging again, you can't even keep track these days."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.

"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."

by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022

Stinky clog

Reference to a penis after anal sex

"Ew get your stinky clog away from me"

by Eddiethebanished August 10, 2022