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Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
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Brexit means Brexit!

Phrase used during the game Brexit football to indicate that a tackle which would normally be illegal under the rules of Association Football is either about to occur or in the process of occurring.
"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Aaaargh... Lad, you've broke me arm!"
"play on!"
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
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Brexit

the name for the United Kingdom withdrawing from the EU
“I hate the Brexit.”
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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Brexit

"Brexit", when used as a verb, is the act of commiting an unnecessary and incredibly dangerous tackle in football (soccer).
*Player speeding past most of the team only being followed by a defender*
"Oi! Brexit him!"
by Infinitythereal June 10, 2023
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Brexit Overtake

(In Formula 1, and other motorsports) - When a driver overtakes another driver, usually taking the later out of the race, with the former continuing with minimal damage to the vehicle.
Did you see George’s overtake into turn 1, it was a proper BREXIT OVERTAKE, Sainz didn’t stand a chance
by hudsonfysh March 6, 2023
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The Brexit

When your partner cums in your ass, and then when they go to smack it afterwards, you fart the shit and cum out all over their hand.
*sharts cum on their hand*

My partner: "Babe, why'd you have to give me the Brexit?"
by SammySterling July 10, 2024
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Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.
You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.
by skoas March 9, 2024
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