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Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
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Baronism

people who are always right despiute the otherpersons opinion and baronists are very close to dorenists
JESUS CHRIST ITS A BARONIST WE LOVE BARONISM
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Baron

A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.
Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.
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Baron

That baron really like men
by HoldenABer May 31, 2022
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Dirty Red Baron

When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.
Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.
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Baron

He is a very napoleon type of guy small but funny and wants everyone to be his friend. You need a Baron in your life he is very smart, funny, and can always have your back. He also can be quite rude and explicit sometimes. But it's very occasionally.
Who is that?

My friend Baron
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Baronity

Baronity Has several meanings. Starting, with the most common one. Baronity can mean several, Or different things. Baronity, can also mean, A murder scene. Baronity, can also mean somebody is having trouble with something. Baronity, can also mean doing different chores, like cleaning up, Or making music.
I baronity my mom with clothes.
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