Autist

A person who does strange things randomly, often getting the attention of everyone around without noticing it.

That guy is an autist, not dope at all

by Supahboi January 16, 2018

Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way

you laugh like a autistic-giraffe

by erazor21 February 7, 2018

autistic fish

carson

carson: travis scott fish
giora: shut up you autistic fish

by meowowwowowowowowowowi October 3, 2021

autistic fish

carson

carson: you look like the travis scott fish
girl: shut up autistic fish

by meowowwowowowowowowowi October 3, 2021

autist

An intellectual, who, no matter what, cannot, craft any form of art, writing, or otherwise, that's actually original, apart from a higher concept of a high concept and primarily intended as a subtle brag. It's either high concept that overwhelms with confusion or high concept they think will appeal to the average person. Both are hated by the average consumer with normal functioning brains and social skills but end up catching the young, elderly, people who watch to question if they might actually be autist after all, people who aren't autists but think they're possibly smarter, those afraid of seeming racist, politically incorrect, etc, and of course all other actual autists who love it and contribute to the bulk of their extremely overrated status.

"Chris Nolan is such an autist!"

"Chill out dude. James Cameron can't even muster a decent flick in today's Hollywood."

by autistopher autistan October 14, 2021

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018