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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
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Astroing

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.
I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight
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astro boofing

The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally
Bro, David is so high right now. Is he Astro boofing all our molly?
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Astro

My bunny’s name :D
Me: ‘My bunny’s name is astro’
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Astro

Me ‘My rabbits name is Astro!’
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Astro-Ninny!

An expletive used in response to another person attempting a 'mansplanation' of the difference between ASTROLOGY and ASTRONOMY. Frequently used to interrupt long supercilious diatribes on science, the occult, and the distinctions between them, .
T: "You know, there is a big difference between astrology and astronomy! Star signs are part of astrology. Astronomy is..."
M interrupting: "Astrology, astronomy - what is the difference?"
T: "There is a big difference. Astronomy is based on science. Astrology and star signs is not but rather..."
M shouting: "ASTRO-NINNY!" End of the conversation.}
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Astro Loves Cats

A Common Slur In the popular chatting app 'Discord'
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