Dirty Donavon

When you tell everyone you’re gonna go fishing for the whole day, (8 hours) and only end up fishing for 1 hour and then go home.

Dude I was fishing with Chris the other day and he pulled a total dirty Donavon…

by boatedRus July 17, 2024

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Dirty Bungledash

The act of sewing your ass cheeks onto an unsuspecting friend, drinking lots of dairy products while fully knowing you're lactose intolerant, then proceed to Diarrhea inside their mouth.

Last night Nate stomach hurt so he gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash.

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024

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Dirty Bungledash

The act of sewing your ass cheeks onto an unsuspecting friend, drinking lots of dairy products while fully knowing you're lactose intolerant, then proceed to Diarrhea inside their mouth.

Last night Nate stomach hurt so he gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash.

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024

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The act of sewing your Dirty Crusty Asshole onto your unsuspecting friend, Then proceed to drink/eat lots of dairy products while knowing your lactose intolerant. Then proceed to shit all down their throat.

Last night Nate gave Jones a Dirty Bungledash

by DA Big curly July 17, 2024

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Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.

Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.

by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024

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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.

That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.

by BayStBroker July 21, 2024

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