Moth Dick

When you get some type of foundation or makeup on your dick after a woman blows you.

That hoe Tiffany gave me Moth dick and I got it on my new designer jeans, I’m fucking pissed!

by Wolfwood3 July 11, 2021

Murder dick

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.

You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.

by Velvet Pimpson July 12, 2021

Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.

"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧

by DA FIB January 18, 2026

Dick Farm

1.A social gathering where the majority of people at the party are men.
2. A party with a bunch of Gumps , dorks , dweebs , dudes with no game hanging out without any chicks .
3. Aka :sausage fest

Man this party is a straight dick farm ! Ain’t no hoes at this get together!

James and his poker buddies had a straight dick farm going on in his backyard.

by SPRA3K January 20, 2026

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

Dusty Dick

When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust

I have a dusty dick!

by the other man in the shadows January 23, 2026

Dick Tok

The act of having sex with someone and than promptly after finishing. You lay in bed together watching TikToks.

Me and Kevin have a Dick Tok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night

by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026