Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

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DICK

A male Part used during intercourse or name for and asshole

Person 1: Damn that teacher was a dick
Person 2: No he was a asshole

by Jon_SNOW69 March 7, 2022

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Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022

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Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026

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Dick-righter

A mocking term for someone who blindly supports right-wing authoritarian figures, defends oppressive behavior, and treats political leaders like they can do no wrong.

Example (mocking a person): "He excuses corruption, censorship, and violence as long as his favorite politician does it total dick-righter behavior"
"You watched one propaganda video and now you’re defending everything he does, you’re such a dick-righter."

Example (mocking a public figure): “The dictator called for censorship again, and his followers cheered like loyal dick-righters.”

by Tyfonas January 15, 2026

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