Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026

Dick-righter

A mocking term for someone who blindly supports right-wing authoritarian figures, defends oppressive behavior, and treats political leaders like they can do no wrong.

Example (mocking a person): "He excuses corruption, censorship, and violence as long as his favorite politician does it total dick-righter behavior"
"You watched one propaganda video and now you’re defending everything he does, you’re such a dick-righter."

Example (mocking a public figure): “The dictator called for censorship again, and his followers cheered like loyal dick-righters.”

by Tyfonas January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Huge dick syndrome

When A Caucasian man is referred to as “Big Dawg”

Man 1– “Yeah on the way out of the doctors office he called me Big Dawg”
Shorty — “damnnnnnn, so you got (Huge dick syndrome) how many inches did it grow?”

by anonymous January 15, 2026

Ozempic Dick

The perceived increase in penis size due to weight loss after taking drugs like Ozempic (semaglutide)

Paul’s feeling all good about himself now that he’s skinny and has that ozempic dick. He got an extra two inches on his dick after taking Ozempic.

by SkankyKranky January 16, 2026

Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.

"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧

by DA FIB January 18, 2026