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Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.
by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024
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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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dirty Fredrick

by Shausisi July 21, 2024
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Dirty Tarun

Being strapped to a bungee cord on your penis and bouncing but instead of a trampoline, you’re bouncing on a guys fist while a circle of dudes shit liquid diarrhea on to you
My mom came to watch me have my first Dirty Tarun
by DarkDirigibleTitan July 24, 2024
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Dirty Vaughnn

The act of sucking a man's dick, covered in skibbidi toilet fluids (only in gay context)
Hey bro, wanna give me a Dirty Vaughnn after this workout?
by jankko7 July 26, 2024
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dirty Layon

a person who smokes marijuana during sex
Do you want to do a dirty Layon we just need the weed
by Weed lover brazil July 27, 2024
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dirty Layon

a person who smokes marijuana during sex
Do you want to do a dirty Layon we just need the weed
by Weed lover brazil July 27, 2024
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