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Dirty Bird

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023
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Dirty hawley

When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw
Her first time at traphouse she did give dirty hawleys
by TweekerT69 August 11, 2023
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dirty mykel

When a retired but consenting and invalid person , is being forcefully powerbombed onto a bed of tomatoes, to make salsa .. the onions will be added later peppers optional...
When a toothless old woman found herself alone after he husbands passing she could only emotionally survive on dirty mykels due to her husbands passing as she was accustomed a certain lifestyle ... She was not doing it for money just to live/feel a familiar warmth..
by Nick 123456789 August 12, 2023
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Dirty bubble

When someone blows a bubble using semen
That bitch blew me and after we got done she used my nut to blow a dirty bubble
by HungSHRIMP69 August 13, 2023
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Dirty Laike

the act of getting your dog(s) to suck you of and cum then use its buthole to clean out the rest of the cum or putting peanut butter on your balls and getting your dog to lick it of for a burst of pleasure
yo i just did a dirty laike last nigh and i enjoyed it
by dingleberry63 August 14, 2023
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dirty elian

Dirty Elian, someone who forgets commons sense doesn’t take care of himself probably and doesn’t bathe for months
*sniff sniff* “BRO ELIAN HOW DIRTY ARE YOU , YOU STINK LIKE HOT GARBAGE
dirty Elian: “damn your so mean I don’t smell that bad”

As they cover their nose
by Lookingfor_BBB August 15, 2023
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
by Death Menace August 16, 2023
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