Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023

Long-gina

A woman that has long vaginal lips. Not long enough to be meat curtains, but long enough to snag your lace panties.

Does my long-gina make me look like I have a camel toe?

by MommaAng November 19, 2023

long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023

ko long

An independent cafe connoisseur patron. Doesn’t like women owned businesses. Ko long ssi neun is very good at Korean and likes collecting Pokémon.

Look at that guy in the cafe!
He’s so Ko long!

by Bärbel-since-Kindergarden December 21, 2023

Long Elevator

The best song in the undertale ost.

"Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."

by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023

Viet Long

A Vietnamese boy

Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.

A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.

"Viet Long, trăng đêm nay đẹp nhỉ"

by My Linh January 1, 2024