hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.

Yeah Girl, give me a hoe five!

by Patricia Oulala March 30, 2019

five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic”

God I hate five o’cloffic!

by long live poland May 6, 2019

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Five

East coast term stemming from five-o

Be cool five’s right there

by Alliekat315 August 19, 2019